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THE NON-WORKS
of
SAMUEL TYLDSLEY
CHAPTER 3
Samuel Tyldsley seldom gave interviews, but
in November of 1957, he agreed to speak with Thomas Horn of Open Journal
magazine.8
The interview was printed in the magazine's January, 1958 issue, volume
9, number 1.
One question asked by Mr. Horn was whether
Tyldsley had ever considered writing a novel or another form of longer
fiction. Tyldsley responded, "I started a novel once, but the characters
wouldn't cooperate, so I had to end it rather abruptly."
9
It is not clear whether that remark inspired the following pages or if
the reverse is true.
The piece seems a parody of the way in which
Tyldsley wrote. His work begins with the author's whim, a bit of
inspiration, but soon the work appears to develop a separate identity.
It has its own disposition and its own goals, seemingly in adversity to
those of the author. Tyldsley allows the work to shape itself, he
but tempers the product.
In this instance (an unfinished work) he allows
the story to contradict itself while seeking its ending. These discrepancies
are a testament to the important role of impulse in the work of Samuel
Tyldsley.
Amid the fading rays of sunset, he dreamt he
saw her face. The waves that crashed upon the sand seemed to chant
her name...
"Rubbish!! Start again."
Once again the sun arose to stir the creatures
of the night. Max couldn't understand why it bothered.
"I can't understand why it bothers."
See?
"And my name's not Max! It's Bill."
Sorry.
Bill paced his stark hotel room.
"It does the hundred in 10.2."
Empty. Sterile. Cold. One
thing bothered him...
"Besides the sun?"
One thing, other than the sun, bothered him,
- towels,
ashtrays, soap, that's easy, but how could somebody steal the bed and
get away with it? Even the television set; they might have dressed
like repairmen or something, but the bed? I mean... And then there was
the carpet. He was sure it was there last week. A carpet: wall
to wall, red,...and the bed, I mean...
"Get on with it!!!"
The world was lonely, even with his hamster,
- and the sheep. It was cold, so cold without her.
He knew he must forget her. Torturing
himself wouldn't help. He knew that. He read it in a comic
book. But how could he forget when every sound, each vibration whispered
her name? Her face was always there, before him.
Still, he had to fight it; perhaps he would
remove her picture from his eyeglasses.
"Good move."
Quiet!!
"C'mon, I'm the main character and I've only
had one line so far - and that was second-hand."
Shut up or you won't get any lines!
"You have to give me lines, it's in my contract."
Which contract? The one you're breaking?
" "
That's better.
It was no use. He couldn't forget her.
To live without her was not to live at all; to but breathe within a walking
grave, a tomb of self-pity, without a soul, without a name...
"Bill."
Shh!!!
He must go back - to fight for what was his,
even if she didn't know it was his.
He burst into the room
"That was fast."
and saw them together.
"Pack your things, you're coming with me!",
he roared.
'What?!', shrieked a stranger.
He burst into another room and saw another
them together.
"Pack your - Mary?"
"'Yes?'"
"Good. Pack your things, you're coming
with me!", he roared. (again)
"''Don't be a greater fool than you've already
been, Bill.''", countered Ray.
"''I did what?!''"
Forget it!
"''Why should she go with you?''"
Mary was in tears.
"Where's that?"
Be QUIET!!
"'Because I love him. I never stopped loving
him. Can you forgive me, Bill?'"
"No."
Bill shot her.
"Will you pack or not?"
"''I'll be ready in five minutes, Bill.''"
Bill shoots him too.
"Stupid fag."
Bill took his bathrobe from a chair...
"After a fierce struggle."
and left, knowing his life would now be complete.
THE EN
""Hold it right there!""
Who the hell are you?!
""Smith. J.T. Smith. I'm an attorney.""
What do you want?
""I represent Mary. I'm here to inform
you that she intends to sue you for sex discrimination.""
When did I discriminate against her?
""You didn't, that's the point.""
What?
""She is suing you for discrimination.""
That's ridiculous. I suppose Ray wants
to sue me too, just because he gets called a stupid fag.
""Well, he did but I convinced him that he
didn't have a case.""
Why not?
""He is a stupid fag.
""Mary, on the other hand, feels that women
cannot identify with her. She is neither strong nor weak, nor is
she faced with any conflict at all! Your lack of discrimination between
her and a piece of furniture is worse than any anti-feminist story that
you could write, as far as she is concerned. After seeing your writing,
I'm inclined to agree with her.
""Her character is not given any attention
at all, to speak of.""
She's shot.
""In cold blood.""
He's a cold-blooded misogynist exterminating
an inferior life form. - How's that?
""Well, that might be alright if she had another
significant line.""
But she's dead!
""Doesn't have to be.
""She doesn't have to be the lead character,
she just doesn't want to be a piece of furniture.""
As he reached the door, Bill turned and glanced
back into the room.
"'Aargh...'", groaned Mary.
Bill thought this was significant.
"I think this is significant."
See?
So he shot her again.
THE END
Okay?
""Much better, thank-you.""
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